For all the ways they have found to lose in the 2013 season, for the ways they would most likely find to lose a Wild Card round playoff game, their 2013 campaign lurches up against these Stalingrads: a self-consuming, ectoplasm-owned, racist-denominated Washington team, and a rebounding (on average) Philly, lead by a QB-who-is-not-Vick and the Offense of the Future (Wait Until Next Year When You See It In Austin).
I used the first two quotes gurgitated by the Deepak Chopra Wisdom Generator as a more “quantumly-enabled” I Ching to predict the outcomes of these “win or go home” games—a category in which Tony Romo is statistically proven to be cursed.
Week 16, Sunday, Dec 22nd-- Dallas at Washington: "The unexplainable is the path to the doorway to silence"
This is clearly about Shanahan. OK, I choose to make it about him, and by making the choice, I have most likely created a new universe in which it is true.
Dallas 27, Washington 17
Dallas: 8 - 7, 5- 0 NFC East
Week 17, Sunday, Dec. 29th-- Philadelphia at Dallas: "The universe embraces subjective mortality"
Woah, Deepak Chopra Wisdom Generator, just whoa. This is heavy, heavy stuff. Probably. I believe what you’re saying here is that Jerry Jones is going to come face-to-face with…nah, not going to happen. However, I do sense the thrust of your argument here.
Dallas 24 Philadelphia 21
Dallas wins the NFC East, 9 -7 overall, perfect 6 - 0 in the division.
How will they fare in the first playoff round? That's up to you, my friends. Cast your intention into the Universe.
*As I predicted before the season started
“Chopra Wisdom Generator”: http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/