If the Dallas Cowboys win their final two games, against NFC East rivals Philadelphia and Washington, they will win the division with a 9 -7 record.* They are currently 4 – 0 in the division, owning the first tiebreaker.
For all the ways they have found to lose in the 2013 season,
for the ways they would most likely find to lose a Wild Card round playoff
game, their 2013 campaign lurches up against these Stalingrads: a
self-consuming, ectoplasm-owned, racist-denominated Washington team, and a rebounding
(on average) Philly, lead by a QB-who-is-not-Vick and the Offense of the Future
(Wait Until Next Year When You See It In Austin).
I used the first two quotes gurgitated by the Deepak Chopra
Wisdom Generator as a more “quantumly-enabled” I Ching to predict the outcomes
of these “win or go home” games—a category in which Tony Romo is statistically
proven to be cursed.
Week 16, Sunday, Dec
22nd-- Dallas at Washington: "The
unexplainable is the path to the doorway to silence"
This is clearly about Shanahan. OK, I choose to make it
about him, and by making the choice, I have most likely created a new universe
in which it is true.
Dallas 27, Washington 17
Dallas: 8 - 7, 5- 0 NFC East
Week 17, Sunday, Dec.
29th-- Philadelphia at Dallas: "The universe embraces subjective mortality"
Woah, Deepak Chopra Wisdom Generator, just whoa.
This is heavy, heavy stuff. Probably. I believe what you’re saying here is that
Jerry Jones is going to come face-to-face with…nah, not going to happen.
However, I do sense the thrust of your argument here.
Dallas 24 Philadelphia 21
Dallas wins the NFC East, 9 -7 overall, perfect 6 - 0 in the division.
How will they fare in the first playoff round? That's up to you, my friends. Cast your intention into the Universe.
*As I predicted before the season started
“Chopra Wisdom Generator”: http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/